RANDOM FACTS about me you don't really need to know about or care.

I trip over my feet alot and I drink too much. Not always in that order.

GIMME A FUCKING SAMMWICH!

Boys are dumb.

BREAKING NEWS: Cupcakes are more difficult to eat then you think.

COMING SOON: Pillow fighting out my feelings. Bring on the next challenger.

[CURRENT MP3 PLAYING: Electric Feel by MGMT]

Munch munch.

Here fishy fishy fishy. Let me dip your delicious shiny scales in barbecue sauce. :)

P.S. Date nights that aren't super fancy are super fun!

a little mouse in a big sweater.

What is real?

I just can't seem to tell anymore.

The Brain vs The Heart.

Battle Royal.

tug 'o war.

If you pull one arm and you pull the other then I will rip in half.

The Crab and his Shell.

In the midst of heartbreak you can only look at your triumphs and faults, figure out how to do it better next time, and shed a tear for your past love before you start over.

Wash, Rinse, Repeat, and Heal. <3

1 up.

Do I have to be naked with a towel on my head screaming GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND THE LITTLE FISHES in order for someone to notice me?

Everything is moving and changing. You are you. No one is asking you to be any different. We are the ever understanding being. No. We can has cheeseburger. Oh dear god, here I go. Going, going, going. Fuck.

"Your green."

"Does that mean you feel green too?"

"I'm trapt underneath this blanket and I keep shifting into other people."

"I'm a small sad with a period."

"I've just come to realize we've been in the kitchen for the last thirty minutes talking about the rice cooker."

"Hey we're both wearing stripes."

"What? ...Oh dear god!"