RANDOM FACTS about me you don't really need to know about or care.

I trip over my feet alot and I drink too much. Not always in that order.

GIMME A FUCKING SAMMWICH!

Boys are dumb.

BREAKING NEWS: Cupcakes are more difficult to eat then you think.

COMING SOON: Pillow fighting out my feelings. Bring on the next challenger.

[CURRENT MP3 PLAYING: Electric Feel by MGMT]

Munch munch.

Here fishy fishy fishy. Let me dip your delicious shiny scales in barbecue sauce. :)

P.S. Date nights that aren't super fancy are super fun!